Yes it's that magical time of year where all the partially educated twenty-somethings throw caution to the winds and abandon campus for exciting retreats with plenty of alcohol and no parental supervision. And while I would no doubt love to join many of my contemporaries in (give me a moment to ask Google) Las Vegas this year, find a way to get my Slender friend caught on MTV and segue it into the stalking and subsequent evisceration of the entire cast of "Jersey Shore", it seems as though I actually have other obligations ( a
lot of effort and spellchecking went into that joke, I hope you appreciate it). Unfortunately those obligations do require me to be out of town for a few days, and that means I'm going to be away from my computer for a few days, maybe a week tops.
Honestly this doesn't really mean anything significant, I simply won't be posting on your blogs or making in new posts for that time, and there's only so much of a chance that I'd be doing that anyways. The only real reason I'm making this post is because I'm tired of having that other one as my most recent post. I've tried to erase it, I've tried to edit it, I've tried to figure out who was behind it, but I'm still no closer to figuring any of this out. SO
to whoever keeps hijacking my blog:
STOP IT.
I'm dealing with enough things right now, and I really don't need some stupid hacker trying to tick me off. I'm not sure why you're writing these things, I'm not sure why you're targeting me, but all you're doing is pissing me off, and quite frankly, I've got no problem slitting your throat and letting you bleed out. Right now you're a distraction, and relatively low on my list of concerns, but if you ever turn into an actual nuisance I'm going to get a
lot more serious about tracking you down, and in case you didn't catch it: you
don't want that happening.
Bah, I'm starting to get tired of all this blogging stuff anyways, I think I'm actually going to enjoy my time off from this.
See you around
-Caged
I can't help but notice you've been signing your posts and your comments as Caged lately. Does this signify a transition from Grey Hat to Black Hat?
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean he's incapilbe of being Good? He's either gray hat or black hat but never white hat?
DeleteFreedom is the White Hat.
DeleteFreedomcaged is the Grey Hat.
and Cagey, well, Cagey is the Black Hat.
Haven't you noticed by now?
My postion hasn't changed that much, perheapes a little. The signitures are as always on a case by case basis, I'm just talking about diffrent things than I used to. I'm still a grey hat, just, a darker shade of grey perheapes.
DeleteSee you around
-Cage
I acknowledge this. DO those signatures not point to what I just pointed out?
DeleteBlack is a very dark shade of grey.
By the time I started following him he had started signing everything as cage. It was good little while before I noticed a signiture that read free on it.
DeleteYou're just proving my point.
DeleteOk then?
DeleteI'm just explaining why I hadn't noticed.
Someone should take up your suggestion and lead the Slender Man to the cast of "Jersey Shore." It would be quite cathartic to watch Snooki getting eviscerated. I mean, human life is sacred...but I'm going to assume she's a mutant, considering how orange she is.
ReplyDeleteYou do realize you just suggested he lead an Eldritch abomination to go gruesomely murder a pregnant woman? Fridge Horror, and a particularly revolting version of it.
DeleteOh come on, it was obviously a joke.
DeletePlus, Snooki is pretty awful. Joking!
I'm sorry. This was an attempt at some levity. Obviously, it backfired. I apologize.
DeleteNo skin off my nose. I'd say go for it, if it weren't for the child.
DeleteThen again, I have trouble feeling pity for people that put themselves in the spotlight to be mocked and obsessed over.
Honestly, do we expect the child to make very long anyways? I mean considering the amount of toxins already in it's mother's system, even if it makes it to term the enviroment it's raised in would not be condusive to proper emotional, social, or mental growth. Basiclly it would be a mercy killing, and that's nothing new to me.
DeleteAlso, welcome to my blog, Adam Kurg, always glad to have new faces around, or avatars or whatnot.
See you around
-Cage
Meant to ask after I noticed you back... have you checked the Integrity blog recently? Sufjan's been getting left some kind of crazy bullshit messages that we're thinking is probably some kind of cipher, but it's become relatively apparent I suck at that stuff. Was thinking that sort of thing was up your alley, so thought I'd point it out to you.
ReplyDeleteSure, why not, I can always use a good distraction. I'll give it a look when I have some free time.
DeleteSee you around
-Free